Monday, July 18, 2011

A 'musing' thought #4-OVER HEAR!

How I can give the world freedom: If I have no 'other' to fear, then I no longer have a place for hate to reside in me. No fag, no hick, no gook, no spook to wipe out. No rival to my throne. If I become a force for peace, then there's no more of me to hate. Thus there's no way to make me an 'other' to be feared.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

A 'musing' thought #3-JUST(v)ICE

To those signing the petition to create "Caylee's Law": Wake the fuck up! You're bent because some whore got away with murder, O.J. style. Healthy reaction. Take that energy and go do some crunches or volunteer somewhere. Don't create a new felony. Don't let the present felons in Congress determine the 'timely manner' in which you have to notify the thugs in law enforcement as to how long your child, or the one that was just left in your charge a few minutes ago, has been missing. I don't support your kneejerk reactive response, but I will visit you in prison after you're sentenced because you decided to go looking for your kid when he was 40 minutes late from the math club meeting instead of notifying the government. Please think first.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

A 'musing' Thought #2- SARAH, "PILE IN!"

Sarah, you were right, mostly, about Paul Revere. He did warn the British of the colonists' intent per his own written account, and the Boston Herald on June 6th lined up several historians to defend your statements. Be right again. Back away from candidacy. By not running, you wouldn't be turning your back on your party. You'd be turning your back to a party! A suddenly very happy party. Don't rise in the polls. Spin around a pole. Heck, do one better and smoke some pole. Lots of pole. Think of the money that could be coming into the GOP coffers by allowing the GOP to cum in you. You got hotness, lady. Untuck, for the love of your fundamentalist, gay/poor/marijuana smoking/agnostic/civil liberty hating, finger pointing God, untuck, and let others tuck, as in money. The GOP needs a grand ol' party to get back in the game. If they can't have Goldwater, give 'em golden showers. Don't rail against the blue states, relieve those in a blue balled state. Give your boys an elephant show they'll never forget. You got it in ya, gal. Now go let some in ya.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

A 'musing' thought #1- DON'T BOGART MY HEALTH

Pot advocates: quit using scrip stats to bolster your cause. 1.5 million Americans using medical cannabis legally is not progress. It's an epidemic wanting to happen.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

PETA Seeks, Gets Injunction Against Band's Name

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS (PETA) is broadening it's scope well beyond the usual suspects such as the fur industry and research centers that use animals in their testing. Far enough, in fact, to include those persons and groups who don't necessarily actively harm animals per se, but might lead individuals to think that they are helping them through their message or organization's name, thus misleading the public.
One such example is their February 19 Nevada County court approved injunction against the funk band ALO which stands for Animal Liberation Orchestra. As PETA spokesperson Caroline Stein said, "This was an easy issue to get behind. Just look at how quick the judge signed the order. These guys are running around, calling themselves 'liberators' so they can dupe well intentioned white hippies, who by the way, are far more affluent & bathed than what the masses might think, out of their money. Misrepresentation like this needs to be dealt with and I'm glad we've lit that torch." Asked whether they had evidence of animal exploitation or physical harm to them caused by the popular, but un-Grammy nominated group, she said, "Physically, no. But they might as well. They take this grandiose name, sell their cd's and there merchandise based on that 'oh so kind and courageous' moniker, as if they were some sort of saviors, just so they can laugh all the way to the bank."
Nobody was at the courthouse to represent the band. apparently they were out ripping off more bad dancers. Jack Johnson, longtime friend & collaborator of the band said that he had hinted of a possible problem when they were recording their last CD at his place in Hawaii. "Yes, I mentioned this to the boys, and there was even some tension throughout my neighborhood regarding this. I'm an artist, but I'm also a businessman, and I can't have this sort of thing around me. They were like, 'dude, chill'. I'm just glad somebody finally stepped up and did something. Maybe they'll actually start doing something positive for the cause. Until then, 'Caio'."
News hit the band hard, as did coming down off E from the night before. No comment from the members, but it is rumored that they will adopt a Spinal Tap song name as their temporary moniker("Big Bottom" leads "Lick My Love Pump" in a fans poll on their Facebook page) until a permanent name change can be thought up, or they get permission from the court to re-instate ALO from the judge, though the community service & arson required as part of their punishment might be more than these kids can handle. Bassist, Steve Adams was overheard saying that he was going back to Santa Barbara, re-enroll to get his Public Administration degree and try to put this shameful part of his life behind him.
PETA is next going to seek out anyone wearing an ALO shirt and throw acid on them so that this sort of tomfoolery does not continue.